A guy walks into a crowded mega-church

A guy walks into a crowded mega-church. In circles above his head he is swinging a leash and dog collar, calling loudly, “God! Save the True Believers and 0nly the True Believers!”

The preacher says “Friend, we thank you for your prayers. But what’s the leash and collar about?”

“Preacher I’m astounded you do not know! That’s where we True Believers keep God.”

:- Doug.

Published in: Conversations | on February 8th, 2014 | No Comments »

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